• Christian Michaels

Liam Neeson and Ecommerce

Updated: Dec 18, 2019

Cinema and theatre have seen some truly iconic speeches over the years, from Shakespeare’s ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends’ to Mel Gibson’s ‘Freeeeeedom’. One of the most memorable and iconic of the long list of speeches is Liam Neeson’s ‘I will find you and I will kill you’. For some reason these few lines that Liam Neeson uttered intimidatingly down the phone have worked their way into film folklore. So with that in mind, we thought we would recreate this famous scene, but with a slight twist; as if Liam Neeson was in fact promoting ecommerce marketing services. That’s right, we are that short on ideas that we have resorted to this, enjoy!

The Original

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

"Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.

"I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Liam Neeson Promoting Ecommerce

‘We know who your customers are and we know what they want. If they’re looking for your products and not finding them then not to worry, as we have a very particular set of skills’.

‘Skills we have acquired throughout our marketing careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like your competitors. If your website is perfect and your customers are finding you, then that will be the end of it’.

‘We will not pester you, we will not pursue you. But if your website isn’t perfect and your customers aren’t finding your products, we can help you, we can help your customers find you and …. we will bill you (appropriately for the work done)’ .

We wish that Liam Neeson was part of our team as we believe he’d work wonders for us in the business development department. Alas, he is not, so this is our attempt….

Our Ecommerce Services

With the vast increase of products being sold online, as well as the number of emerging retailers, inspiring trust around your brand is absolutely essential. If a customer comes to your website through an advert or social media post and your landing page looks shoddy, they will simply look elsewhere. If however, your website looks sharp and is built with user experience in mind (especially on mobile), you are far more likely to convert this traffic into sales. Delivering quality really does inspire trust amongst consumers!

There are various avenues of digital marketing which can greatly benefit a business’ ecommerce operation, and give it that trustworthy, professional feel. From social media, content marketing and web design to graphic design, videography and Google Ads. Each of these services bolsters one’s online operation in bringing in traffic, enticing that traffic to products and executing sales. This is especially pertinent in the lead up to Christmas when people are frantically online shopping for last minute gifts! As a full-service digital marketing team, we offer all of these services as well as a passion for understanding and developing our clients’ brands and products.

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